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Scotland

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What're yours?

There are many many of them. I don't even know their proper names.

Also,

k then

favorite food? Any pets?

favorite food? My primary school's chicken curry. Too bad I'm in high school and can't have it anymore. Right now I'll stick to chicken curry pie.

Pets? multiple fish.

69 get.

That took the fight right out of me.

You spoil sport! Tell me your fetishes.
Me: No pets, used to have a cat. Favorite food is carrots.

My fetishes (unabridged list): BDSM (I'm a switch for all but S&M, I lean towards dominant though), genitorture esp. CBT, estim, begging, rape, anorgasmic ejaculation, anal, orgasm control (forced, ruined, and denied orgasms), POT, dry orgasms, crying, tickling, murder, guro, knife play, cuckoldry (but not permanently, just for one scene), humiliation, SPH, uh, there's quite a lot more but for now that's what I can think of.

I'll tell you all the ones legal in the UK (ejaculation, erection and penetration are illegal in the UK. Not like anybody pays attention to that law) and that I know the name of. BDSM, hentai, freaky interspecies sex (alien and monster, not beastailty), Gender swapping, body swapping, shiny clothes, traps, girls peeing themselves(not pooing that's just disgusting), rape, ...
there's more but I can't currently remember them or their names.
I'm also paranoid the government may be watching. The UK government's thinking of passing a law that lets them monitor every word I say on the internet and every email I write. They can see every website I go on and while none of the ones I go on are illegal, I still don't want to be wrongly imprisoned.

Move somewhere less shit. ._.

I'm a criminal in all other known english speaking places exept america but I'm not moving to a place where people actually think religion matters in politics.

BDSM is illegal in England. So is roleplaying rape. You said UK and not England though. But still.

I thought it was just illegal to do.

To do or watch porn of, iirc.

to do.

And female ejaculation in porn is illegal in the UK.

yes. Ejaculation as a whole.

Female ejaculation is illegal specifically 'cause they're 'nope it's pee'.

No. That wasn't a question. BOTH are illegal in England. Watching BDSM/ roleplayed rape porn AND practicing BDSM/ roleplaying rape.

oh ok. Well lucky there's no laws against drawings hopefully.

Yeah there are.

none for legal age at least.

The law is worded vaguely enough that it could,

They say that we can use "reasonable force" when dealing with a robber coming into the house but nobody knew how much this extended to. A farmer once shot a theif in the back and got arrested for it so did that mean we couldn't hurt them or just couldn't kill them?

That law is worded vaguely to PROTECT. This law is worded vaguely to PROSECUTE.

too many interpretations of the same thing. It should be clear what's illegal and what's legal.

*Pokes*

Back to poking again?

At 4am I stopped trying to use my brain to formulate replies.

Way ahead of you.

Morning.

morning.

Happy free chocolate day. (It isn't Easter because I didn't do eggs).

What's wrong with eggs? Eggs are awesome!

They are but I didn't.

there are what but you didn't what?

So...

yeah?

I was thinking.

good! you should think all the time. It's good for you.

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